Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...