The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...