Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...