Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...