GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...