Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...