Magnet?
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Elephant Fart
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blonde and the washing machine
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Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
It finally dawned
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What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Ten years on a deserted island
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