Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...