seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...