Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...