What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...