Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...