Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...