Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...