It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...