Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...