How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law