Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...