Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Who keeps saying those things?
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Dog jokes 07
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New Computer Viruses!
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Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The Apple Corps!
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How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...