Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...