A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...