Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...