Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...