Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...