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There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
mouse’s favorite record?
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
chameleon’s motto
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How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Miss My Ex
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