What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!