Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.