The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...