Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...