worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...