COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...