Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...