The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...