Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...