ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...