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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
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Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
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A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!