Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...