Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.