No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...