Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...