Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...