The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...