A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...