A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...