A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Prison vs. full-time job
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Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...