Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!