Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...