Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...