Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...