Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...